So, the sex with ducks thing? Hilarious. But it’s MISSING something. Because real, live ducks? They have like the FREAKIEST SEX in the animal kingdom. Most birds don’t even have penises. Ducks? Long freaky CORKSCREW penises!! There is a published paper on the first documented observation of homosexual necrophilia in ducks! Can there be additional lyrics about the horrific realities of freaky-ass duck sex?
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